"Local Legend John Mayer and frequent wetter-of-the-bed was seen sipping a Dewars 12 year and Soda at a downtown Manhattan Bar & Grill. This was no ordinary night as TMZ and Perez Hilton reported earlier this evening Mayer also double dipped in the "Petting Zoo for Pedophiles" searching for sloppy seconds. There is direct, incriminating, non-substantiated evidence of this act all over the walls and in his sleeping-bag sources close to Mayer report. No link could be found between the on going VH1 Save the Music After Party and the oft lamented "Zoo" but surely someone will make up some shit soon."
-THE NEW YORK TIME OF MIND 10-10-11
